STACITA.

So, I joined the Lawyer's Softball League and officially play with my hard-working colleagues every Tuesday.  Really, it's an excuse to see how lawyers are incredibly awful athletes and to shit-talk endlessly to the other team, telling them to go back and bill, etc. etc., you know, real painful stuff.  I even renamed our team "Jerry's Kids" after this guy. 

But last night, my biting tongue struck me in the ass (HOT!).  I have creative names for most of my friends on the team - "Bring Me Home" "Grand Slama Tama" - you know - positive, reaffirming, even-if-totally-false.

Yeah, my team gave me a name. "Slow-Mo."

I am so not too happy about it.  Is it supposed to be flattery?  Hmph!!