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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
They ARE My Best Friend
OY! Gone so long. My Bad.
Anyway, BIG NEWS!! I got my first pair of diamonds!! Hallelujah... I'm part of THE CLUB. Yes, the Girls-Who-Get-Diamonds Club. And you know what, it feels good. For this HOT DAG, non-corporate-whore, rockstar lawyer, it feels DAMN GOOD. They are gorgeous.
Funny thing though, I couldn't get them into my lobe holes. I know, I know - jokes begin here, but I couldn't screw them in (they're specially made for clumsy girls who lose things consistently and you can screw the posts in so you never lose them.) But you know what, with a bit of patience, strength, and relaxation, they worked it out, went in, and now look beautiful.
Kind of a metaphor, huh? Sooner or later, you can make things connect.
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Congratulations!! You join the proud ranks of many young Jewish women who have come before you, and many that will follow after you. ;)
Posted by: Shitloc | Thursday, May 03, 2007
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