STACITA.

You fucking WISH!

I'm back in the Dirty J. I got here over a week ago and my nalls (toes and fingers) are in DIS-A-RAY. They are chipped with overgrown cuticles and it's just a mess. What happened to my heritage, I ask?!

I know, it's superficial. But so is this. So, first day back, after complaining to the Moms about my roots (these kind of roots), I was like, I need to JAP it out... can we do mani-pedis too? Um, no. Mani-Pedis in New Jersey are up to $42!!! Are you kidding me? Spa pedicure is $30 (ridonk) and manicures are $12 (reasonable). That means combined + tip, it's $50!!

Reason #579 to LOVE California.