STACITA.

For those of you who don't know, Fucker is my ex-boyfriend. Yes, I know it's lame that a) I call him Fucker and b) I still talk to him, but it's a complex thing. Plus, we both have undying love for Pearl Jam (him MUCH more than me -- part of the demise, actually).

So anyway, Fucker and I were IMing yesterday (only source/means of communication). Fucker mentioned that he has a wedding and I was like, anyone I know? After some questions on my part -- why the fuck was I pushing, I just don't know -- he answered.

Him: gf's cousin.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? Fucker has a girlfriend?? Fucker gets LAID?? Fucker has LOVE, even?!?! Wow. I am blown away. I guess this is super girl-ish, like, Fucker exists after me?? (I wonder if she's prettier than me...)

But all jokes aside. This, my friends, is the dangers of IMing with Fuckers.